Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
whose ass print is on the piano?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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