he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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