I wish I only lived at night.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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