..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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