Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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