my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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