Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sext me about skeletons
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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