Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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