Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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