At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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