Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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