i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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