her vagine was all disorganized.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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