If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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