I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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