It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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