first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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