I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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