So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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