i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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