and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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