Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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