I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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