plz talk dirty to me
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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