So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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