love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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