She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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