I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We had sex on a dog bed..
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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