dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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