3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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