dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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