Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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