what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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