i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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