Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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