she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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