some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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