Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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