You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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