Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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