And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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