I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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