Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
worst night to have a conscience
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
You can't just leave with hair like that
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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