when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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