why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
This gyro tastes like lonliness
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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