He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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