I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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