Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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