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so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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