you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
